i love tumblr so much more than blogger

that's some real conversation for your derriere

so good i posted it twice

The work of Alexa Meade.

Not necessarily the type of art I like, but these are insanely creepy.

NUBS

nubs r so hot

jeff goldblum's 5.5 inch boner :(

why have i never thought of this? what kind of bacon fan am i?

basically me n elizabeth chillin at home

DUMPS

it's been a great week for the internet and random stuff

MEMES GONE WILD!!

on a happy note, chippy and ronald mcdonald had a baby

canadian tuxedos: APPROVED

found a great picture of two swedish girls in canadian tuxedos and got a little preoccupied with denim.

here are some canadian tuxedos i approve of!

baby badass tuxedo.

he's going to watch a lot of Hercules: The Legendary Journeys judging by his hair.

cute girl tuxedo.

don't look at me like that.

redneck tuxedo.

"bud light... because it's not even noon and there's already blood on your hands."

funky tuxedo.

i would never deface my denim jacket like this now but you still gotta respect a good bedazzling job.

zack morris tuxedo.

this man has no body hair, it's like a wet dream. did anyone see him fuck nancy in weeds?? OMGZZ

not really a CANADIAN tuxedo, but i'm including it because i wasn't sure if that first button was a button or a hairy mole.

7th grade tuxedo.

girl in the back is killin' it with the goth look, U GO GINGER

and last but not least

OBVIOUSLY THE BEST CANADIAN TUXEDOS OF ALL TIME

hat, blazer, pants, shirt

dress, cuff, bag, heels

GOD BLESS

i dont know what to do with this.

TUMBLR

i'll be posting here too, random shit, probably some of the same shit as here

blahhhhhhhhhhhhh

AMAZING FOR CHRISTMAS A BIRTHDAY OR ANY DAY

this guy is so high. who the fuck do you know who could make art this beautiful out of roach papers???

http://www.chronic-art.com/

VIDEOS IAN SHOWS ME

want so bad, wish i knew where to get this

basically must find a good red lipstick and become this girl

lots of young johnny depp lately, a little hatchetface for good measure

once again, wishing i could look like a teenage prostitute, ugh lamez

good joke, i love this guy more every time i go to the museum

stayed home from class sick today and watched the ballad of jack and rose with daniel day lewis (jack), camilla belle (rose), catherine keener and paul dano. creamed over paul dano.

here is a list of memorable scenes (not to be confused with good scenes):

*rose kissing jack... HER DAD, FUCK!

*rose waking her dad up in the middle of the night by shooting a shotgun in his room

*rose setting a copperhead loose in the house

*rose gettin' hot watching her dad pork catherine keener, getting naked and propositioning keener's fatty son for sexy time

and here's the big one...

*paul dano getting a bj from jena malone in a car in a field while watching rose watching him

basically rose was crazy and terrible and i creamed over paul dano, mmm